Category: Idiot Box

hillary clinton

Chipotle Rival Vies to Become Official Fast Food of Hillary Clinton Campaign [Satire]

As the 2016 Presidential campaign heats up, competition among the candidates has spilled over into the fast-food industry, with eateries across the country wooing White House hopefuls in much the same way politicians seek out votes. Given the notoriety of Hillary…

russell wilson

Russell Wilson NFC Championship Game Interview Reflects Powerful Optimism of Faith [Video]

In an emotion filled interview at the conclusion of Sunday’s NFC Championship Game, Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson perfectly reflected the powerful optimism that faith in God brings.  For a young man headed to his second Super Bowl and on top of the NFL in…

bill cosby

Netflix Dumps Bill Cosby Stands By Accused Pedophile Woody Allen

In the wake of sexual assault allegations leveled at Bill Cosby, Netflix has pulled the comedic legend from its lineup although curiously stands by and continues to celebrate the works of accused pedophile Woody Allen. While one cannot necessarily blame the entertainment juggernaut from distancing…

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Third Party Candidate Calls to Congratulate Victorious Opponent Spends an Hour Explaining Who He Is [Satire]

Third party candidate Milo D Peabottom, whose bid for California’s 64th Congressional District came up short Tuesday evening, tried unsuccessfully to graciously reach out to congratulate his victorious opponent, Republican Sylvia Santilli, only to spend the next hour explaining who…

TJ Lane

TJ Lane Shooter of Chardon High School Massacre Escapes Prison

Thomas Michael (“TJ”) Lane III, crazed gunman responsible for 2012’s Chardon High School massacre has escaped from prison today in Ohio. Sheriff Sam Crish released a statement today indicating that Lane and Clifford Opperud escaped from Allen County Correctional Institution…

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